Who’s your favourite Oirish sexy celebrity ride?… فراءة المزيد

I love Erin because she’s a total ride.… فراءة المزيد

Hi! I hope you all have a good wank over my sexy bum this Christmas!… فراءة المزيد

Not only can’t I post dodgy videos, my galleries are locked and I can’t even dm pictures of my sexy arse to anyone who wants to wank over them. What’s going on? Aaaaaarrgh!… فراءة المزيد

Hi! Has anyone had a good wank over my sexy ass recently? Please let me know!… فراءة المزيد

My ass is so sexy I sometimes wank to it. Who thinks I’m mad?… فراءة المزيد

A lot of those social media challenges are a bit lame. Wouldn’t it be great to see celebrities crawl about with their tongues in someone else’s bum holes and see how many hits they’d get. I would like to see Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry do it. Who would be your choices?… فراءة المزيد

I heard cute wee Kylie is moving back to Australia for good. No chance of meeting her now. It’s back to wanking I suppose.… فراءة المزيد

Those mad bitches Debbie Harry and Shirley Manson are not playing together in concerts next year so there’s no chance of having a threesome backstage with them. What a pity!… فراءة المزيد

I have decided to stop making dodgy videos as I can’t be arsed with filling in those forms for verification.… فراءة المزيد

Who would like to make a sexy cumtribute video over my sexy bum? Please let me know if you made one!… فراءة المزيد

Which one of these mad political biddies would you shag? Mary Lou McDonald or Arlene Fossil?… فراءة المزيد

Who’s your favourite sexy metal bitch you wank over to? Miley Cyrus doesn’t count.… فراءة المزيد

Has anyone ever wanked over sexy Katie Hopkins or Ann Coulter?… فراءة المزيد

My sexy bum won’t spunk itself!… فراءة المزيد

Has anyone had a good wank over my sexy ass yet?… فراءة المزيد

Is there anyone out there who would like to make a video of a picture of my ass getting splattered with cum?… فراءة المزيد